Wednesday, August 11, 2010

HYSTERICAL Homeschooling Post

This was posted by a fellow homeschooling momma on facebook and I just had to share it...laugh for the day.

Top 10 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question "What?! No School Today?"
by Lisa Hixon Weir on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 1:16pm

Top 10 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question "What?! No School Today?" (the brighter side to homeschooling)

10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.

9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!

8. No, we home-school. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.

7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)

6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids out then, don't you?

5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority. Thanks for the peek!

4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)

3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!

2. Noooooope. Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question: "What? No school today?"

1. "What? No Bingo today?"

Hope this gives you all a good laugh.

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